In the last few weeks, a personal goal I’ve been working on has involved me taking a lot more photos of my arse than usual. I’ve shared a few of these with friends, and I’ve had several comments on how delightful and peach-like my ass looks. The more I look at the photos, the more I agree with them: my butt looks pretty fucking fabulous.
So much so that I am confident to share this photo with only a few words – and an emoji. After all, I’m a millennial sex blogger, so it seems only right that my arse is personifying the peach emoji: ???