To understand why this photo is sinful, you’d first need to know that the wine bottle is one I’ve been saving for more than four months. The last sex I had before Christmas was totally unexpected, and I had given up all hope of group-fucking with these particular two cute humans when they ended up in my bed. Sometimes, one needs a little threesome lubrication.
Without the wine, I don’t think we’d have had sex that night. The alcohol made it a little bit easier for the awkward pre-fucking conversation you need to have with your ex-fuck-buddy and his new girlfriend before you all get naked. The sex we had that night was gentle and giggly and brilliant. I’ve held on to the bottle because it reminded me of the threesome we had night and the moments of seriously-fucking-hot-yet-also-tender sex that have followed it. Today I repurposed the bottle so I can hold on to it and the memories associated with it.
Please don’t use wine as lube. Buy proper lube, especially if you’re doing butt stuff, and specifically water-based lube if you’re going to be using silicone toys, like the beautiful gold Godemiche butt plug featured here.
Quinn Rhodes (he/him) is a queer, trans, disabled sex writer with vaginismus. He’s a slut and a sex nerd who writes about his adventures in trying to fuck without fucking up. Quinn can usually be found wearing stomp-on-the-patriarchy boots while falling in love every time he fucks.