Recently I had hotel sex for the first time, after a number of solo hotel wanking adventures. I checked in, had a luxurious bath and a lovely nap – but not before digging into my sex toy bag and pulling out some dildos for a little decoration. After all, what are the little alcoves either side of the bed’s headboard for if not displaying sex toys?
I loved how well the dildos fit into the probably-not-designed-for-dildos spaces (though that’s not the only place we proved they could fit that night…). It also amused me that the dildos I’d brought with me matched not only the art above the headboard but the stripy strip of blanket on the bed. It almost looked like the hotel had come with these dildos, as personalised decoration for its pervy occupants.
I’m not sure if the cute human who came back to my hotel room with me that evening noticed the dildos immediately (in their defence, there may have been other things distracting them…). They did, however, laugh when I pointed the dildos out, and they appreciated how they were so close to hand for use in our kinky fucking. They didn’t make a dick-oration pun though, so I obviously had to do that in sharing this photo with you folks.
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Quinn Rhodes (he/him) is a queer, trans, disabled sex writer with vaginismus. He’s a slut and a sex nerd who writes about his adventures in trying to fuck without fucking up. Quinn can usually be found wearing stomp-on-the-patriarchy boots while falling in love every time he fucks.
Hooray for hotel sex! You make them look complementary in the room.
This one’s fun! Thanks for making me smile.
I love your fun creativity!
I recognise that bed and stripes . . . Lol !!!
And yes those little cubicles are so handy for temporary storage aren’t they!!!
Your post has brought back some fun memories . . . love it !!!
Xxx – K
Creative use of a hotel room, I will never view one the same again.
Ha, so clever!
Love hotel sex, and what an ingenious use of the space!
Hotel sex is the best. There’s just something about hotel beds…
Rebel xox
I can’t believe how the colours all fit so perfectly. It really is like their were meant to be part of that room
Molly
Ys. I probably wouldn’t have noticed them, they fit so well into that room.
Better than a Gideon’s bible, though.
Fun image!
Congrats on your first non-solo sexual encounter in a hotel. Those dildos much have brought you luck!
I guess that keeps them close to hand.