Serious question: is it really Christmas if you haven’t stripped your partner to their panties and wrapped them in fairy lights?
I’m not sure it is, and I think that – in addition to gingerbread genitalia and kinky Christmas cards – I’ve started a new tradition for my filth-filled festive period. Merry fuckmas, folks. Now, have a look at my enboifriend’s arse – they’re pretty fucking spectacular, aren’t they?
Quinn Rhodes (he/him) is a queer, trans, disabled sex writer with vaginismus. He’s a slut and a sex nerd who writes about his adventures in trying to fuck without fucking up. Quinn can usually be found wearing stomp-on-the-patriarchy boots while falling in love every time he fucks.