Serious question: is it really Christmas if you haven’t stripped your partner to their panties and wrapped them in fairy lights?
I’m not sure it is, and I think that – in addition to gingerbread genitalia and kinky Christmas cards – I’ve started a new tradition for my filth-filled festive period. Merry fuckmas, folks. Now, have a look at my enboifriend’s arse – they’re pretty fucking spectacular, aren’t they?
Quinn Rhodes (he/him) is a freelance journalist, sex writer, and professional transsexual. His work focuses on dismantling shame and queering sex.
Merry Christmas 🎄
Merry Christmas Quinn! 🎄😃💖💖