Artwork by Hazel Mead.

In May 2019, I launched my Audio Porn project. Aural erotica was a huge part of how I learned to masturbate, and I’ve wanted to turn some of my writing into accessible smut since I started sex blogging. Since launching, I’ve worked with some amazing sex-positive creators to turn some of the hottest pieces of filth on my blog into audio porn.

Welcome to the project headquarters, where you’ll find all the aural filth I’ve made so far.

Drawing of a woman giving a man a blow job - he is sitting, legs spread, on a blue sofa, and she is lying next to him with her head in his lap. She is wearing knickers, and his hand is lying gently and intimately on her butt. In the background there is a pot plant, a coffee table with a bottle of lube on it, and a painting featuring erotic art. A tall woman pins the wrists of a shorter woman to the wall, holding her in place so they can kiss. Illustration.
My first face-fucking read by Confess Hannah, listen here: Coffee-shops and painsluts read by Zebra Rose, listen here: Fucking your prey in a dyke bar read by Dinah Ode, listen here:
A white man lying on his stomach in a hog tie and wearing a blindfold. Drawing.
Fucking his ass: pegging to put him in his place read by Miss Ruby Rousson, listen here: Filling unspecified fuck-holes read by Girl on the Net, listen here: Baking gingerbread and figging clever sluts read by Mx Nillin, listen here:
Hands clasped together, being washed with lots of bubbles. Photo. Photo of a woman wearing red-pink lipstick leaning in to kiss the petals and buds of a pink-red flower on fresh, green stalks. Denim jeans with a yellow shoelace looped into a heart shape sticking out of the pocket. Photo.
Exposed: a shower sex threesome read by The Other Livvy, listen here: Glorious garden fuck read by Kate of Lessons in Kate, listen here: Should’ve worn a skirt read by Miss Ruby Rousson, listen here:
A girl in a hijab and jeans fingers a shorter girl with messy hair and fishnet stockings. Sketch.
Pine trees and birch rods read by The Wench Works, listen here:

Fishnets, finger fucking, and fish and chips read by Miss Ruby Rousson, listen here:

 Torment and theorising (about who is teasing you) read by Queer and Confused, listen here:

I’ve also been lucky enough to have worked with the brilliant Girl on the Net with her recording some of my filthy stories as part of her expansion of her audio porn project. I think my words are way hotter when she’s reading them.


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In November 2019 I was interviewed about my audio porn production process and mentioned in Under the Covers with Britain’s Audio Porn Creators by Nana Baah for Vice. To say I’m immensely proud of this would be a considerable understatement.

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