fucking guys

Did you just spank my arse and then say sorry?

On: May 9, 2018

In: Personal essays

Very recently, I had my first threesome. It was a truly brilliant experience, with two wonderful humans who I like very much. I knew I wanted to write about this adventure, and I hope I’ve done it justice in this piece.Read More →

And yes, this is my 'trying not to cry' face.

10:03 am · September 18, 2019

It's now time to pee, buy chocolate, and then collect my meds on the way to work. pic.twitter.com/E6QbEIUXh3

10:02 am · September 18, 2019

Things I've done this morning: - spent over an hour on the phone trying to sort out my gas and electricity bills - changed the address on my bank account - signed up for pole fitness classes - cried #NewFlatThings

9:55 am · September 18, 2019

@Ardua Could you call three different NHS departments to find out when my psychiatry, gynaecology and vagina therapy appointments are, or if I've missed them and need to go back on stupidly long waiting lists? #NotAGenuineRequest #Unless...

9:18 am · September 18, 2019

I'm full on sobbing and it's barely 10am.

9:07 am · September 18, 2019