I love watching the Great British Bake Off. Sometimes it inspires me to bake, to make pear-and-chocolate-upside-down cake, pecan pie, or petit fours. Sometimes it inspires me to do something entirely different: to fuck in that now-famous tent in wonderfully filthy ways.
Category: Erotica
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The Great Filthy Fuck On
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Please touch my tits; a Sir, Lily and Kitten story
Tonight, I am really horny for someone to touch my tits. While I can make myself come with vibrators, playing with my own boobs isn’t quite as good as someone pinching my nipples and twisting them until I yelp and beg them to stop, and then do it just a little more because they know it will make me wet… Oops, I’m getting distracted: on with the smut!
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Post-run shower sex
Following on from this post, I’m continuing with the theme of exercise domming… because apparently my words work as motivation for a pretty girl to be a very good girl and go running. I hope you all enjoy this too, and I think it shower bondage is something I want to try in real life as well my writing.
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Count them for me
A few times in the last couple of weeks, a cute girl has been sending me post-run selfies, so this story is dedicated to her. I’ve been thinking about exercise-domming quite a lot recently, and I also love how I’ve subverted the phrase count them for me.
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“Starfucks”: a blow job in a coffee shop bathroom
I feel the need to start this post by saying no matter how hot this fantasy is for me, it is exactly that: a fantasy. In real life, I would find this kind of pick-up scene abhorrent – and that’s definitely why it turns me to explore it in the form of filthy writing.
