I’m really missing my laptop, but despite this there are a thousand filthy thoughts whirling around in my head so I’ve attempted to get some of them down on paper. A friend has predicted that the amount of erotica I post will increase while I’m at my parents’ house over Christmas, so this is the first of those. A tribute to guys in running gear who I want to do bad things to…Read More →

Unless you’ve been living under a pile of dildos these last few weeks, you’ll probably have heard talk of the pornocalypse, or seen the hashtags #SoSS (or maybe #SSoS) floating around. Stemming from a post by Girl on the Net, ErosBlog proposed Share Our Shit Saturday to encourage sex bloggers to promote each other’s work. This week I’m joining in too, though as with every sex blogger meme, I’m not quite sure if I’m doing it right. It has been a fairly rubbish week for me, mental-health wise, so I’m sharing four things that made me smile and made my week a little bit better.Read More →

Inspired by the wonderful gift that is Exhibit A‘s December Dick Fest, which for those of you who haven’t come across it yet (and if you haven’t, I thoroughly advise that you do go check it out) is a “filthy phallic advent calendar”. It contains some fab photography and some high quality (in my opinion anyway) dick pics. Door number six, however, opened to reveal a photo of a guy wearing some¬†very pretty knickers. This is a sight that I should inform you makes me make a strangled sound of¬†oh god this is very hot. Once I could think coherently again, the idea for thisRead More →

Life may not really be going as planned right now, but I’m really excited to share today’s post. This story was inspired by the fabulous Hannah Likes Dirty Words‘ story,¬†Girls, and I thoroughly advise you to go and check out her story.Read More →