Tag: thinking about dick

  • Cocktails and cock-stroking: a tale of pervy voyeurism

    Cocktails and cock-stroking: a tale of pervy voyeurism

    Fancy cocktails on a bar. Photo.
    Image sourced through Pixabay.

    Inspired by a series of tweets on Saturday, this smut is dedicated to Girl on the Net. Writing this actually challenged me more than I expected it to, and it’s a little more cisnormative than I would like my filth to be. For the record, not only folks with dicks are guys, and not only men have dicks. I also realised that writing this kind of scene is very different from experiencing this sort of pervy voyeurism, so I’m open to invitations from anyone organising a cock-stroking and cocktails party.

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  • Places I’ve thought about dick this week

    Places I’ve thought about dick this week

    Photo of an orange sweet pepper, with a prominent green stalk that puts in mind a certain piece of anatomy.
    Photo sourced through Pixabay.

    This week, I’ve spent a significant amount of time thinking about dick. Some might say too much time, but I feel it’s a totally valid both as a Smutlancer and as a sex nerd with serious horn. I don’t have anything clever or insightful to say today, so instead I’m sharing a list of all the places I’ve thought about dick this week.

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