Naked woman partially hidden with a blanket. Drawing.

There are so many words for masturbation. Being a horny pervert who wanks a lot – but also one whose biggest kink is for words – I have spent a lot of time thinking about the different ways you can describe jerking off. As it’s Masturbation Month, I thought I’d share some of my favourites with you, and some of the ones I rarely use. (Did you notice that I used three different ones in just this intro?)Read More →

A photo of some fresh, green leaves with bright sunshine shining on them and distorting the photo slightly with its light.

My fingers have spent the last week itching to write again, and so even though my projects aren’t quite finished yet I’m indulging myself by writing a some smut. The weather over the weekend was glorious and I tried to spend as much time outside as possible. It was wonderful, but did make me wonder about what happens when it’s too hot to fuck.Read More →

This story didn’t work out how I wanted it to, twisting and turning a lot as I wrote it. I started with no plan apart from how hot being called young lady would be by someone who is about to give me a thorough spanking. I wouldn’t say this exactly involves school-girl role play or age play, but there are hints at that sort of dynamic so if this isn’t your thing feel free to skip this one.Read More →

A few months ago, I told a friend that my hard nipples felt very visible on my quest to buy chocolate. Walking home, having also picked up oh-so-sensible milk, toilet roll and mange-tout, I had a lovely little fantasy that I thought I should share…Read More →

I must be getting brave: here is another piece of erotica featuring people who at potentially going to read it. This isn’t the story I expected to write tonight, but right now – when I’m a little bit tipsy and very horny – it’s the only one I can think of…Read More →