Ok, technically they’re my fuck buddy’s candy cane boxers, but they were given to me for pervy, rubbing-all-over-my face reasons so I’m claiming them as temporarily mine. They’re Christmassy and they smell like his junk, I’m definitely going to spend much of today burying my face in them and breathing in deeply.
For Hogmanay, I had a threesome. I sucked a lot of cock on the last day of 2018, and also made out with a pretty girl’s cunt. I kissed a tall sadistic perv and a cute girl within the first few minutes of 2019. This is the kind of queer, hedonistic energy that I want to carry into the rest of the year, so I’m setting myself some kinky goals.