As I’m exploring continuing my explorations with butt plugs, anal sex is increasingly present in my fantasies. The idea of butt sex as a punishment is one that I’m fascinated by – in the this-is-scary-but-also-so-hot kind of way. I wanted to play with that idea a bit more, plus write smut featuring degradation and cupcakes.
The last week has been a hard one, but right now I feel good. I’ve spent the afternoon curled up between two of my favourite cute humans watching a film that is full of double entendres. I feel calm and relaxed, and I hope the photo I have for you today reflects that. Today you simply get tits.
There are so many words for masturbation. Being a horny pervert who wanks a lot – but also one whose biggest kink is for words – I have spent a lot of time thinking about the different ways you can describe jerking off. As it’s Masturbation Month, I thought I’d share some of my favourites with you, and some of the ones I rarely use. (Did you notice that I used three different ones in just this intro?)
I am super excited to present today’s guest blog. Kelvin Sparks is an intersex trans man whose pronouns are he/him/his, and he runs a brilliant sex blog full of toy reviews and sex-education-y essays. You can also find him on Twitter, where he says clever and insightful sex positive things things – which have recently included the importance of inclusive language around reproductive healthcare. As a cis woman, while I feel helpless about the attack on abortion rights just now, I also recognise my own privilege when it comes to being included in these conversations. Because of this, I reached out to Kelvin to ask if he would write something for me on trans access to abortion. He absolutely didn’t disappoint.
I have kink adventure planned for the coming weekend, so (consent pending) I’m going to get to make-out with two incredibly attractive humans. This piece of smut is dedicated to one of them, in the hope that it will remind her that she’s said she would do (consensual) evil, revenge things to make me wet when we next play together. It’s about a BDSM-y ritual that a couple undertake before their night at a kink club, and contains a little bit of humiliation play and pet play.