A bitten into doughnut, held delicately between red-painted nails. Photo.

Instead of wriggling on my pleasingly chilly sheets and falling asleep, I’ve dragged myself to my desk to write about the filthy glee I find in fingering someone’s ass. There: I feel better (and more awake) for just writing that sentence. The last couple of days have been filled with butt-sex thoughts – and not only because a very cute human rimmed me a few days ago. Once again there’s a personal edge to today’s filth, as I share some thoughts I’ve recently had about anal fingering.Read More →

Fancy cocktails on a bar. Photo.

Inspired by a series of tweets on Saturday, this smut is dedicated to Girl on the Net. Writing this actually challenged me more than I expected it to, and it’s a little more cisnormative than I would like my filth to be. For the record, not only folks with dicks are guys, and not only men have dicks. I also realised that writing this kind of scene is very different from experiencing this sort of pervy voyeurism, so I’m open to invitations from anyone organising a cock-stroking and cocktails party.Read More →

I came away from Eroticon 2019 with a hundred ideas for things I wanted to write, pitch and tweet about. After channelling a little of that inspiration, I’m super excited to announce a thing I’ve been working on behind the scenes for a few weeks: my shiny new audio porn project.Read More →

Photo of a woman wearing red-pink lipstick leaning in to kiss the petals and buds of a pink-red flower on fresh, green stalks.

Today’s smut is dedicated to Confess Hannah, whose tweets about flirting and getting spanked the other day inspired me to write this post about a glorious garden fuck. I hope this lives up to her expectations for this delicious dirty story.Read More →

A girl in a hijab and jeans fingers a shorter girl with messy hair and fishnet stockings. Sketch.

Today’s blog post is written for a friend who assured me that there is no such thing as too much smut that features fingering. I admit that I don’t spend as much time finger fucking cute humans as I’d like to, so this filth is an attempt to inspire me to do a little more – and to turn y’all on in the process!Read More →

The first erotica anthology I bought includes a story about figging, and so this particular kink has held a place in my heart ever since – though not quite to the extent that my fantasy about being used by a women’s hockey team has. Not that I had any idea whether I would like figging if I tried it, but I’m definitely into the idea of being figged. Especially the idea of the mind-fuck that can go along with it.Read More →