Woman with a glass dildo tucked under her chin. Black and white photo.

I have attempted double vaginal penetration with my play partners during my first time at a sex club, but the only element of that adventure that I’ve used here is using the idea of hard cocks and dildos for achieving double penetration – or rather, in this case, one of each. This filth is very BDSM-y, and features a little bit of consensual domming-into-doing-something-the-sub-finds-scary-but-isn’t-a-hard-limit, which I don’t have better words to describe than that.Read More →

Naked woman partially hidden with a blanket. Drawing.

There are so many words for masturbation. Being a horny pervert who wanks a lot – but also one whose biggest kink is for words – I have spent a lot of time thinking about the different ways you can describe jerking off. As it’s Masturbation Month, I thought I’d share some of my favourites with you, and some of the ones I rarely use. (Did you notice that I used three different ones in just this intro?)Read More →

A photo of some fresh, green leaves with bright sunshine shining on them and distorting the photo slightly with its light.

My fingers have spent the last week itching to write again, and so even though my projects aren’t quite finished yet I’m indulging myself by writing a some smut. The weather over the weekend was glorious and I tried to spend as much time outside as possible. It was wonderful, but did make me wonder about what happens when it’s too hot to fuck.Read More →

I’ve spent most of today sitting by a Christmas tree while I’ve messed around with various bits of blog admin, eaten chocolate Santas, and generally procrastinated. When I gave up pretending that I was doing anything productive, I laid back and watched the gleam of the fairy lights flick over my body while I rubbed my clit.Read More →