Author: Quinn Rhodes

  • Peach emoji personified ?

    Peach emoji personified ?

    In the last few weeks, a personal goal I’ve been working on has involved me taking a lot more photos of my arse than usual. I’ve shared a few of these with friends, and I’ve had several comments on how delightful and peach-like my ass looks. The more I look at the photos, the more I agree with them: my butt looks pretty fucking fabulous. (more…)

  • Thunderstorms and all the little things

    Thunderstorms and all the little things

    Silhouette of a woman against a blue skin with clouds and pink-gold sunset, holding a scarf above her head that's blowing backwards in the wind.
    Image sourced through Pixabay.

    This isn’t a cry for help, though it is writing-as-therapy. I’d like to be clear that I’m safe: I am coping even though I am struggling. Right now, my depression feels like I’m outside in a thunderstorm and while every rational part of me knows eventually the torrential rain will stop, I’m struggling to believe that the downpour will end. This post talks about suicidal ideation, depression and the darker parts of my mental illness, so please consider this your content warning.

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  • Places I’ve thought about dick this week

    Places I’ve thought about dick this week

    Photo of an orange sweet pepper, with a prominent green stalk that puts in mind a certain piece of anatomy.
    Photo sourced through Pixabay.

    This week, I’ve spent a significant amount of time thinking about dick. Some might say too much time, but I feel it’s a totally valid both as a Smutlancer and as a sex nerd with serious horn. I don’t have anything clever or insightful to say today, so instead I’m sharing a list of all the places I’ve thought about dick this week.

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  • Why I’m excited about the Vagina Museum

    Why I’m excited about the Vagina Museum

    A photo of a pink knitted clitoris behind held but in front of a sign reading 'Camden Market' and a blue sky.
    Photo by Nicole Rixon.

    The Vagina Museum are currently crowdsourcing funds to make the world’s first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy a reality. Right now I don’t have much money myself to donate to their crowdfunding efforts, so instead I’m sharing some of the reasons I’m so excited about the Vagina Museum opening.

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  • Come back to bed and make me come

    Come back to bed and make me come

    A transmasculine gender-nonconforming person sitting on a bed.
    Image from The Gender Spectrum Collection

    I’m going to take a deep breath and NOT apologise for posting this week’s smut a day later than planned. Yesterday was awful and anxiety-filled, and while I think I succeeded I am absolutely exhausted today. Thus my Masturbation Monday smut is short, sweet, and inspired by the idea of a partner ordering me to make them come.

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