A sleek black and red bullet vibrator with 'Hot Octopuss' written on the side lies on a red bedsheet. Photo.

I am a huge slut for a rumbly vibrator, so I was thrilled when Hot Octopuss agreed to send me the AMO. Described as a “bullet you won’t want to dodge”, I had a lot of fun testing out their newest bullet vibrator. Writing this review was really hard, but I think that’s because I wanted to really do the AMO justice.Read More →

Two ride-on vibrators, one in pink and one in purple. Photo.

I’m a sex nerd: it’s not uncommon for me to be carrying around sex toys (or lube and condoms and wipes) in my bag, whether I’m heading to a sex date, planning a fancy wank in a hotel room, or photographing a butt plug in a specific spot. However, the sex toy I carry around most often is the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a ride-on vibrator that’s perfect to sit on while writing erotica – because it was designed for that exact purpose.Read More →

A purple silicone vibrator sits on a hand. Photo.

I am a huge fan of Rocks-Off’s toys – after all, one of their vibrators gave me my first solo orgasm! – and was delighted to get my hands on the Zeppelina at Eroticon last March. I’d previously admired the steam punk designs of the Dr Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium toys, and the Zeppelina looked like a potentially powerful vibrator that I definitely wanted to play with.Read More →

A lube-drawn heart and vaginal dilator sit on fluid proof sheet between someone's thighs. Black and white photo.

Today I’m super excited to share today’s post with y’all, and – if I’m being totally honest – I’m super proud that I got my hands on a set of Sheets of San Francisco fluid proof sheets to review! It’s a review-with-a-twist, of course, because right now I’m having fun approaching sex toys from unconventional perspective because I can’t use them in the ‘traditional’ way because of my vaginismus.Read More →

Fish-shaped vibrator with it's double tongues and rounded head. Photo.

I’ve only written a handful of toy reviews, and honestly I’d never heard of SVAKOM until they reached out to me. A quick poke around their site, however, showed me that they do have some products that imply they live up to their claims of making “innovative” and “high-end” sex toys. I was enthusiastic when they offered to send me a vibrator to review: namely the new-ish SVAKOM Siren.Read More →