A Clone-A-Willy kit sits next to a blue silicone copy of my fist. Photo.

I’m someone in a long-distance relationship who doesn’t know when I will get to see my partner next due to COVID, and I’m a genderqueer trans masc person who calls their junk their dick. Oh, and I’m dating someone who loves getting fisted. All of this lends itself perfectly me to doing a sexperiment so I could feel closer to my enboifriend – and to fist them for the first time. In this review I’m going to share how I used Clone-A-Willy kits to make a copy of my fist for an incredibly, socially-distanced fuck.Read More →

A purple silicone sex toy tapering to a small head sits on a white box that reads 'Zumio' on red sheets. Photo.

I’ve heard so many good things about Zumio and their SpiroTIPā„¢ technology, so I was super excited when they reached out to me and offered to send me a Zumio X to review myself. However, everything I’ve heard about Zumio suggested that their awesomely designed toys wouldn’t work well for me, because of the kind of clit stim I need to come. While I was kind of right and didn’t have an orgasm with the Zumio X, I still absolutely loved putting it on my junk and had a lot of fun writing this review.Read More →

A sleek black and red bullet vibrator with 'Hot Octopuss' written on the side lies on a red bedsheet. Photo.

I am a huge slut for a rumbly vibrator, so I was thrilled when Hot Octopuss agreed to send me the AMO. Described as a “bullet you won’t want to dodge”, I had a lot of fun testing out their newest bullet vibrator. Writing this review was really hard, but I think that’s because I wanted to really do the AMO justice.Read More →

Two ride-on vibrators, one in pink and one in purple. Photo.

I’m a sex nerd: it’s not uncommon for me to be carrying around sex toys (or lube and condoms and wipes) in my bag, whether I’m heading to a sex date, planning a fancy wank in a hotel room, or photographing a butt plug in a specific spot. However, the sex toy I carry around most often is the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a ride-on vibrator that’s perfect to sit on while writing erotica – because it was designed for that exact purpose.Read More →

A purple silicone vibrator sits on a hand. Photo.

I am a huge fan of Rocks-Off’s toys – after all, one of their vibrators gave me my first solo orgasm! – and was delighted to get my hands on the Zeppelina at Eroticon last March. I’d previously admired the steam punk designs of the Dr Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium toys, and the Zeppelina looked like a potentially powerful vibrator that I definitely wanted to play with.Read More →