I forgot that last week was Easter until I’d scheduled my Sinful Sunday photo, and although I think I made up for it with my Easter Monday smut about how to fuck when it’s too hot to fuck, I honestly wanted an excuse to buy more mini eggs. While I’ve never used love eggs in any of my fucking adventures or masturbation, I do love mini eggs.
Mini eggs are my favourite thing to eat post-wank, because there’s something satisfying and slightly decadent about the chocolatey deliciousness – especially the yellow ones. Because I have so often eaten them with the smell of my cunt still on my fingers, there is something a little bit sexy to me about mini eggs. And I’m pretty sure that even if mini eggs weren’t as close as I get to love eggs in my sex life, you’ll still be able to see why I think this photo is a little bit sexy. Or even a lot sexy?
Taking this photo reminded me that I can’t take photos, but I do love taking photos. Even if this one is blurry and not in focus, I like its composition and I had a lot of fun getting naked to take it. Of course, the jerking off and mini egg eating was fun too.
Quinn Rhodes (he/him) is a queer, trans, disabled sex writer with vaginismus. He’s a slut and a sex nerd who writes about his adventures in trying to fuck without fucking up. Quinn can usually be found wearing stomp-on-the-patriarchy boots while falling in love every time he fucks.