Yesterday, I was given a homework assignment: to write 400 words on why girls are lovely. However, there are a lot of reasons I like girls, and I ended up sending her 402 words. I am very sorry, and would like to apologise the extremely cute, occasionally-dominant girl who set me the task for disobeying her instructions.Read More →

There is approximately six hundred different ideas for erotica blog posts flying around my head this week, but this one is the one that forced itself out of me and on to paper. (Is that expression still relevant when I do almost all of my writing on a laptop.) This filthy story includes corsets, piss and blow jobs.Read More →

I was delighted when I got an email from Lovehoney, asking if I would be interested in receiving a product from their new range pre-launch to review. Of course I said yes, and I was super excited to try the toy out when it arrived – and of course to share my thoughts with my readers!Read More →

Before I start this post, I’d like to state that while I’ve spent a lot of time fantasising about quick, dirty fucks in lecture theatres, the sex that happens in this story is a consensual roleplay scenario between adults, and all characters are above the legal age of consent. The idea for this story came from the Doctor before our threesome together, and I hope she will punish me lots won’t punish me for taking so long to finish it.Read More →

I love watching the Great British Bake Off. Sometimes it inspires me to bake, to make pear-and-chocolate-upside-down cake, pecan pie, or petit fours. Sometimes it inspires me to do something entirely different: to fuck in that now-famous tent in wonderfully filthy ways.Read More →